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The Marine Corps has totally changed the way I talk.
Before Marine Corps:
- “No computer. I didn’t want to click that one. Silly thing.”
- “No dog, get back here.”
- “This lawn mower is a piece of junk.”
- “Hey what’s up man?”
After:
- “No you stupid ass computer! Not that! Stupid fuck!”
- “Stupid bitch get your four legged, retarded ass back here motherfucker!”
- “This stupid fucking lawn mower is a fucking piece of shit.”
- “What’s up faggot?”
via Oorah.
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- Federal Government: Bruh if you don't pay these loans back
- Federal Government: Bruh we comin fo you bruh
- Federal Government: I swear to god on my mama bruh
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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
via eggie meggie.
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- Snape: be careful
- Snape: people might think you're
- Snape:
- Snape:
- Snape:
- Harry:
- Hermione:
- Ron:
- Snape:
- Universe:
- God:
- Snape:
- Snape: up
- Snape: to something
via Twitchy Itchy..
